Derpy Hooves is a simple mare, with simple tastes. All she wants is a muffin, but forces outside her control conspire against her! Now she needs to go up against Pinkie Pie to get what she wants, but things are rarely that simple in Ponyville.

Big Macintosh will be working the fields all day, giving Applejack plenty of time to prepare for his birthday party. Pinkie has a special surprise planned, and Derpy made muffins!

A simple and silly story, written to celebrate my own big brother's birthday.

Twilight Sparkle prides herself on her knowledge, but some things simply defy explanation. Seeking knowledge on her most mysterious of enemies, Discord, she turns to the one being she never thought to ask: Discord himself. When Discord directs her to a book detailing the time he ruled Equestria, will Twilight be able to resist reading it?

It's Twilight. Of course she can't.