"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Sham-wow!

If pretending to be a sentient talking lemon on a pony fanfiction website is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

Confound these wretched equines! For every one I fling away, a dozen more vex me!

Investigative wordsmith leaving no idea unexplored and no shoe unsniffed.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Teach a guy to make french bread and he's superman... Teach a guy to make garlic bread... and he's God.

I am pleased I joined here and hope to rp on YM with someone.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

So long and thanks for all the fics!

I love fluttercord way too much.

Hold your ground but do not be unkind. (Ponyphonic, "Shy Heart") He/him. Ponyfic Roundup reviews every Wednesday.

A young man working his way through life and writing for fun.

time is a crime

It's better to burn out than to fade away.

The window through which we perceive life is what defines our experience of it. We are only aware of a small fraction of what our senses pick up. We can all choose how we see the world.

Mainly an editor. Currently working for Rakni.