I'm just a simple guy who got into ponies. Nothing more, and nothing less.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

The Surprise is in the Pickle.

"Even when everything destroys you, make your last stand legendary." "If you search for the meaning of life, you're wasting your time. Just live it." Those are my lines. Take it, leave it. Be happy

As I looked up from the deepest pit of hell, I asked, "Why hast thou forsaken me?" And lo, I heard the reply, "Becuse thou hast written horrable pony fan fiction" And I knew that it was the truth.

Engineer, Martial Artist, Scuba Diver; Always working

I've been writing fanfiction for a few years now and I have recently come to know of PONY. That is all, actually.

What? You expect a trick? Go talk to another Zman, I'm busy.

Two facts according to the internet. 1. Your mother is the largest object in the known universe. 2. Despite fact 1, everyone still slept with her for some reason.

I'd tell you a joke about the Golden Wrench, but you'll never get it.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

I AM NOT A SPY SENT FROM THE WORLD OF CHICKENS TO TAKE YOUR PRODUCE FOR OUR OVERLORD SCOOTALOO! I PROMISE!

The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.

Hi there! Thank you for checking out my work, and I hope you find something to enjoy. Comments and PMs are always welcome, and I love hearing from readers!

I'm just a guy that likes ponies. I'm a fan of herd world building stories though not so much when they're just harem scenarios. I've also acted as an editor for a couple stories. How goes it?

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

I write fics just like I play the tuba. I wing it, and hope the fart that comes out sounds at least somewhat right.

Normal? What does that taste like?

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

Too much to write; too little time

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

My love of MLP has been invaded by my love of futanari! Be warned. As with many of my stories, it features a character suddenly growing a penis. In my stories, futa do not always take NO for an answer

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

Made from 100% potato.

Why hello there...

I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.

Are you a Rebel?

Im a country boy from south western United States and Im a Brony. Fav. pony is big mac. Although all ponies are best pony.

The self-appointed leader of the Twilight Sparkle Fan Club - Netherworld Branch (Please don't tell Titania, dood)