Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.
"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford
I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!
I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-
The pony processing organ in my head still has some foreign non-pony contaminants.
Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.
I like to write short comedy things in my spare time. One day I'll write a proper story, I swear.
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
10 years of this and I am going straight to Hell
I usually don't drink beer, but when I do, I drink Dragon's Milk. || Soon™
Hello there! Just your average brony from Canada. I'm a self-admited geek and hopeless pedant. French is my first language but I'm NOT from France. All hail the Province of Québec!
E-mail: dave@catspawdtp.com • Discord/Bluesky: catspawdtp • DeviantArt/Ko-fi: CatspawDTP • Telegram/FurAffinity/FurryMUCK/Tapestries: Tom_Clowder • Mastodon: @tom_clowder@meow.social
Hi, Yes I'm Queen Quake and Wandering Sunrise I like Explosions, 40K, Ponies, Anime, and Explosions....that's about it. Check me out on YouTube just search Fiaura ;)
I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...
I am trying my hoof out as a proofreader, and editor
I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.
"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?
"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."
You say I remind you of someone? What a bizarre coincidence!
Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3
"Thou shalt not cum outside of Rainbow Dash's nether regions." 1st EmoandEdgy 3:15
I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?