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pertelote345


A somewhat deranged author who likes science and writing stories with way too much dialogue. Recently got it through her thick skull that she was a girl.

Dec
31st
2015

Slow Down · 4:14pm Dec 31st, 2015

Story updates will be slowed due to my boyfriend breaking up with me.

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Dec
27th
2015

Story Submitted! · 1:00am Dec 27th, 2015

Okay! New story inbound. Let us hope it doesn't end up horrendously controversial (I was trying really hard...).

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Dec
15th
2015

Should I do it? · 9:15pm Dec 15th, 2015

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Nov
28th
2015

50 Followers Woooo! · 4:45pm Nov 28th, 2015

Hey all! I just surpassed 50 followers! Wooohoooo!

I'm not sure what to do in celebration of this, so let me write up some (parody) descriptions of my long term stories:

A Long Life: My OCs are sooo much cooler than Rarity, Dash and Flutters! Also, Twilight reads bed time stories to over a hundred changeling grandchildren.

Six Trans Mares: RAAAGH! DOWN WITH THE CIS FILTH PATRIARCHY! I AM SUPER ANGSTY AND WANT MORE HORMONES!

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Nov
23rd
2015

I'm back! · 3:45am Nov 23rd, 2015

Welp! I'm back from Ponyville Cider Fest.

That was an interesting deal. I'll let you know all about it when I'm feeling less dead.

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Nov
20th
2015

Of to Ponyville Cider Fest! · 2:29pm Nov 20th, 2015

Hey folks! I am off to Milwaukee for Ponyville Cider fest. I may or may not end up writing there.

If you're there and read my stuff just let me know and I shall find some time to hang out!

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Nov
18th
2015

The Resurrection of Six Trans Mares · 6:02pm Nov 18th, 2015

So, Recently I released a couple of updates to Six Trans Mares.

"But Pertelote!" You say, "Isn't that the story that people hated so much that they wrote a huge review of how much it sucked and they hated it?"

That may be true, and I'll admit it's not my most subtle work. But... Recently it's been noted to me by a few brave souls that a lot of ponies liked the story. It may have been raw and difficult, but it had some heart to it.

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Nov
14th
2015

My heart goes out to France. · 10:10pm Nov 14th, 2015

Honestly that's all. This was a horrific tragedy.

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Nov
12th
2015

Ponyville Cider Fest!!! · 5:25pm Nov 12th, 2015

Hey folks!

I am officially registered and going to Ponyville Cider Fest!

It's a long shot, but if anyone who reads my stuff would like to bump into me there, just shoot me a PM! I haven't decided which panels I'm going to check out so my schedules pretty open.

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Oct
30th
2015

Call for OC Changelings! · 2:58pm Oct 30th, 2015

Hey all,

So, I've realized that in my story A Long Life Twilight is currently living in a changeling hive with Spike and his hive queen wife.

As a result of that, I really need to fill that hive with lovable characters. Even for someone like me that's a tall order, but it occurs to me that I'm in a prime position to take a leaf out of Anzel's book and provide my fans with a chance to put their OC in my story!

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