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pertelote345


A somewhat deranged author who likes science and writing stories with way too much dialogue. Recently got it through her thick skull that she was a girl.

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Nov
28th
2015

50 Followers Woooo! · 4:45pm Nov 28th, 2015

Hey all! I just surpassed 50 followers! Wooohoooo!

I'm not sure what to do in celebration of this, so let me write up some (parody) descriptions of my long term stories:

A Long Life: My OCs are sooo much cooler than Rarity, Dash and Flutters! Also, Twilight reads bed time stories to over a hundred changeling grandchildren.

Six Trans Mares: RAAAGH! DOWN WITH THE CIS FILTH PATRIARCHY! I AM SUPER ANGSTY AND WANT MORE HORMONES!

The Swift Spear of Street Justice: Huh? Is that a thing? It has something to do with bounty hunters or something? I dunno, never heard of it.

Excuses... Excuses: But Applejack can't be post op trans! See, she's been like energy re-constituted so many times that that would totally have grown her her own uterus right? We've totally seen the completely dismembered mane six grow new limbs with their magical rainbow powers right?

The Entire Collection of One Shots: The author has an extremely repressed libido. Her boyfriend needs to spend more time with her.


Hopefully this will give you guys some reading advice!

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Please don't take this seriously.

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I like your parody descriptions.

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