Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

A Swede wrestling with the English language.

My horse is smarter than your honor student.

Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just cuddle.

Just a man. Nothing special. I like almost everything I can find about sci-fi and epic high fantasy. I like plenty of other things, but you don't really care about that I'm sure.

Reader of stars, teller of tales. Secretly a bat, or something.

What to say, what to say? Well I live in Utah, and I like Ponies, and Doctor Who, and Doctor Who combined with Ponies.

Only mostly dead.

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

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Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cheshire Cat: "We're all mad here."

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I entered the fandom during season 2, and never looked back. I write as a hobby and enjoy nothing more than to please the readers.

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

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Too much to write; too little time

Half the time I don't even know how I do what I seem to do so well. I try not to think too hard on it, for fear of breaking myself in the process.

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.