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NorrisThePony


Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

Feb
9th
2018

The Revenge of Norry's Bi-weekly Fic Review Thingy (Issue #3) · 2:31am Feb 9th, 2018

No I'm not dead.

Just been having an interesting time, and a plethora of weird IRL garbage fires to put out.

But fuck all that, we've gotta get on with these reviews.


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Sep
27th
2017

A Rant On Writing Body Language in Horsefic · 3:07am Sep 27th, 2017

Sep
10th
2017

An important story. · 11:43pm Sep 10th, 2017

Alrighty so.

I don't normally do this sort of thing, normally my blogs are just status updates, story recs, or practical stuff, but an Eldritch Demon commanded me to so I'm doing it.

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Sep
9th
2017

Norry's Bi-weekly Fic Review Thingy, Issue #2 · 5:25am Sep 9th, 2017


Norry's Bi-weekly Fic Review Thingy, Issue #2

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Aug
30th
2017

Norry's Bi-weekly Fic Review Thingy, Issue #1 · 3:08am Aug 30th, 2017


Norry's Bi-weekly Fic Review Thingy, Issue #1


Heya folks, happy Tuesday night to you all. Doin' something different tonight.

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Jul
5th
2017

A quick follow-up · 2:31pm Jul 5th, 2017

Morning everyone.

If you read my blog two days ago, you'll know I had a minor existential meltdown involving my current backlog of ongoing stories.

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Jul
4th
2017

A quick word... · 3:21am Jul 4th, 2017

Evening folks, how are ya all?

I realize I've been pretty quiet on this site lately. Most of my blogs have been update blogs, and they've really been minor ones at that. I've published a few chapters of Cyclosa, but that's one of my lesser viewed stories so I imagine the least likely to perturb anyone. And yet its the one i'm prioritizing cause I'm apparently dumb.

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Jun
5th
2017

[no title] · 9:49pm Jun 5th, 2017

Why is everything blue now?

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Feb
8th
2017

Fanart for 'Cyclosa' · 7:49pm Feb 8th, 2017

I made the surprising discovery the other day that Deviantart User 96paperkuts has published some amazing fanart for Cyclosa over on her Amino account. I've seen the artist's work over on Derpibooru rather often and I've always quite enjoyed her style, so having a scene from one of my stories done in it is obviously pretty flattering.

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Jul
31st
2016

Robots still write better than me. · 11:49pm Jul 31st, 2016

So I fed Luna and Celestia into a plot generator out of boredom, and here's the glorious result.

It's unmodified except for the fact that I horseified all the pronouns.


Celestia looked at the obtuse sausage in her hands and felt smug.

She walked over to the window and reflected on her surroundings. She had always loved the sketchy bar, with its rotten, red restaurant booth. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel smug.

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