This story is a sequel to Mating Season: What is This Author Doing With His Life?

Two weeks have pasted since the end of the Mating Season and things are settling back to normal like they do every year. Frankly, nothing was unusual about this year's season. And normal is for the weak! So what happens when Spike in a clichéd mix up accidently sends the world's greatest love letter with Twilight's friendship report?

You get next big romantic comedy with all the awful clichés that we tolerate for some reason.

What will happen this time now that we introduce god-like beings? I don't know, I'm making this up as I go along. This is a cry for help, please stop me! Somebody!

This is inspired by a comic by Coldsteelstallion, you can check out his work on Deviantart, I highly recommend it. It has just occurred to me that when I started this sequel, there was only one part to that comic... damn, I really don't update that much, do I?

I finally found coverart for once. Now if only I could proofread.

Life up north is hard. It's cold, mountainous, and snows half the year. It takes a special pony to endure such a vital job as being the life blood that keeps the national economy going and food in their mouths. Axle Steel has spent the last seven years of his life in the Neighagra Division driving low speed drag freight. Along with a young inexperienced firepony, a boisterous brakepony, an overworked conductor, and the many others who work the road, they all share a common passion. To see their trains run. They know no other life and want none.

I keep trying to write a MLP fic for a while now, but apparently a combination of congestin, cold meds, and my regular meds are all inspiration I needed. This isn't my first ever fic, but my first here. In my defense this story is not meant to be taken very seriously and is more or less a crackfic.

Every year comes mating season when fillies and mares find themselves full of a desire to feed a primal need. In the cities where stallions are more common it's no problem and can be a very civilized affair. In the rural towns like Ponyville where stallions and colts are a minority by a large margine mating season is a terrifying event that every biological male dreads and for good reason. With mares and fillies on the prowel, can the colts and stallions of Ponyville survive the worst of the heat? Will they enjoy heavenly bliss? Will they just end up in the hospital? Will there be giant robots, explosions, mares freaking out, and a cameo by Tom the Bolder?

Well, actually yes on all accounts... more I write this the my I don't believe more own words. So join this strange adventure for laughs and maybe figure out what's wrong with me.

There's no actual sex scenes in this, I promise.

Also, does anyone know where I could get a cover image for this?

I have now managed to proofread this a little better... ish.