Oh? You're approaching my userpage? Instead of reading away, you're reading closer to me?

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

I write pony fiction and I love it! Tell me what you think and you never know, I may use it!

Just a guy with a keyboard, whose mind tends to vomit all over it.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

Honestly I don't even know why I'm here.

I write anthro ponyrotica stories that revolve around my human OC Ian Valentine, in various, usually unrelated stories. I try my best to give my stories some actual plot and character.

"I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul"

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

In the end, I hope you had the time of your life.

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

Writer/Admin/Title VII requirement for Horse News; humanized/equestria girls fanfic writer. Pardon my grit

Bout time I updated my Bio. I'm PieDisliker, I have ideas pop up in my head all the time but only my favorites make it out there in words. Hope you enjoy what I can create.

Why in the world do theis people follow me. Ahhhh, its amazing!!!

P.L.T

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

Zoot and Janice are two Muppets. The Muppets got me into ponies. The ponies made me a brony. Being a brony made me find this site. I now reside here as Zootxjanice, and we're done.

Completely mad, balding superhero :D

Exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.