Hello Everyone, I'm Northern Desert and this is my user page. I'm a fan who loves crossovers, Pokemon, Bionicle, Lego, and other general nonsense. Witness now as this silly author writes horse words!

Guardians, roll out!

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

[aka FlutterWitch, aka MidnightChaos, aka The Witching Hour]

There is a man sitting on a park bench, perusing a weathered book in his red right hand. He smiles at you, inviting you to share a tale. Share a laugh, recall your fears; regardless, he will listen.

Ahoy! Welcome to my user page, here you'll find my blogs, followers, and groups.

A gamer who likes to write stories. My mind is like a mouse who... Whoa! That would be an interesting idea for a story!

A low level Brony just writing his fiction

Writer and idea-maker. I'm also a gamer (Nightfire170295 if you want to add me on Xbox).

Writer and Artist

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

I'm not looking for glory, I'm not looking for fame, I just want to get my thoughts and stories out there.

I'm a pony playing the trombone. What more do you want? Well, I also write stuff sometimes.

Behold, the coming oblivion. 'Twas the end of our era, and the beginning of our great work. -Emet Selch

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

What? You expect a trick? Go talk to another Zman, I'm busy.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Humanity has spent thousands of years perfecting the indoors, so why would we want to go outside?

I have no idea what I'm doing. But I'm glad that you've taken the time out of your day to watch me flail around like a fish out of water. Here's hoping we're all entertained by the end...

As I looked up from the deepest pit of hell, I asked, "Why hast thou forsaken me?" And lo, I heard the reply, "Becuse thou hast written horrable pony fan fiction" And I knew that it was the truth.

Koalas shall rule the world, and I will be their emperor.

"Love is friendship set to music." -Joseph Campbell

I travel space and time, searching for perfection, for safety, and for purpose. I may never find it, and I may get lost, but the important part is the journey, not the destination. Enjoy it or remiss.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I like games, and ponies, but mostly games, and mostly ponies, but Definitely cookies!

Thanks for sticking with me, everyone! Support on Patreon, if you'd like!

Just a fan who likes to share his ideas through stories that people seem to like.

Escaped SCP: Always running, never stopping

Change is just a different word for progress, whether it's good or bad is up to you.

I'm still alive, probably.

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

My mask protects me from gas and Internet gnomes. What's your mask?

I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.

Half the time I don't even know how I do what I seem to do so well. I try not to think too hard on it, for fear of breaking myself in the process.

Too much to write; too little time

Just another zebracorn living in Ponyville. I wear a top hat! A small thing to know about me in terms of this site is this: I am a SUCKER for crossovers! Mainly those of the ones I'm familiar with.

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

Is that a terrorist?!?

No longer available, please ignore if online... unless I start being a troll, wanker, or an asshole in any way. Then ban my ass if you need to.