Let ideas and all speech be free. I will respect your ideas, your characters, your ponies. Feel free to ask me anything!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Hey there. I am a writer on /mlp/'s Fingerbang threads. I am here to get comments and critiques and to eventually become a better writer in general.

Its either this or star in porn. You all know whats worse.

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

Another one bites the dust.

Excellence is not a Skill. It is an Attitude

Can't write scenes either.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Use the schwartz!

All the world is indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers, and portrayers; each anothers audience outside the gilded cage.

I'm that one guy who wrote those things about that show.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

I write pones and Humans. Or, at least, try to. Also a massive faggot for Sabaton. PM me Joakim pics.

Just a regular guy who loves writing wholesome stuff. =)

Just an average brony, check me out if you got time.

Profile picture belongs to NCMares

I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.

Mediocre FanFic writer and Pro shoutcaster! "You wouldn't shoot a guy with glasses!

Fast reader, horrible slow writer, that's me in a nutshell. Still, I will forever hold, until the day that I die, that I am not an idiot.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

What a beautiful Sunset.

Something-something horse narrations.

I am an artist at heart, but sometimes I write stuff here. :P

The one German who is lazy for real.

Hi there! The names Kro! Hope you enjoy your stay!

Who let the dogs out?

Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!

Ponies are cute, beautiful and sexy creatures. Anyone that says other wise is either lying, or gay. Deal with it.

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

How could you do this? And on Jueves?!

Reality is relative, logic is a lie, and God prefers Thinmints over Tagalongs.

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

I am the machinist. Lord over all machines and stuff. I like twinkies. That is all.

Wtf is an update lol

Wow. Visiting this site again was like going back to my old neopets page. So much nostalgia.

The world is but a burrito, and I am the one who'll eat it all