This is not a resurgence, nor a resurrection. This is a revamp! I am Blck-Dynomite! And I have returned! Still writing sexy horse words. BOOM BABY!

I like FiM, Star Wars, and Tarantino

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

This is where I post the stories too risque for my main account. And by risque I mean filled to the brim with all manner of fetishes.

My Rap Albums | Pastebin & Greens

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Too much to write; too little time

Mainly focused on Fluttershy; however, that doesn't mean I won't try someone else.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

I write stories about ponies and Equestria Girls for /mlp/!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Yes.

"The road ahead is not easy, but neither is it impossible to travel. Run, Twilight Sparkle. Run."- Wolokai KuRR

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

A fellow traveler...

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

Kiss me, my account is 10!

I'm just here to write.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

He's this guy, who writes stuff.