I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Clop writer involving pretty much anal as my favortie topic, but enjoy writing other things as well. I do not Take Requests, Comissions are rare. This is my hobby in spare time.

I like women

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

i arts, and apparently write.

More of an artist than a writer XP Might as well give it a shot though, right?

None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"