...As if I am expected to write an acceptable biography about myself with only a mere 200 characters? Don't be ridiculous!

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

Does he even write stories anymore? Geez, what a flufflenugget.

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I try to tell the stories others tell better than me.

The NSFW stuff of someone who is far too careful.

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

if you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

There's never been a writer here.

Reader of stars, teller of tales. Secretly a bat, or something.

I'm male, in my twenties, and a big fan of good stories.

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Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

All my things are horse things!

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Me am chibi dwagon. Me am here to clean up after messy ponies. Also: To defeated the badponies.(Luckily my writing skill exceeds my character's speaking skills)

Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)

Dabbling artist and hopeful writer also banter is pretty much the best thing ever

I write pony fics. Do you even need to ask? Run along now, mate.

Just a humble brony checking out some of the awesome fanfiction being made!

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

Stories about ponies are stories about people.