Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Horrifically Fun

God, I'm so sorry.

Be who you are and do what you like. Those who mind won't matter and those who matter won't mind. ~Dr. Seuss~

Just some random guy. [Retired]

A French, cheese-eating alphaphala male in charge of writing stories. Don't troll because of allergies to BULLSHIT.

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Do not let perfection be the enemy of good.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I'm a 22 year old musician from Jackson, Ohio. I like to read, write, and play video games in my spare time. I'm happily taken. Short and sweet.

Swedish writer, all there is to know.

Butts Butts BUTTS!