I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!