Haunted Manehatten gangster Baritone Sanders has committed a long list of crimes, sins he couldn't possibly cleanse himself of. Every day, his life and his actions become worse. Now that he's at his lowest, Baritone expects to die as the monster he knows he is.

That's when she comes along.

Police Commissioner Twilight Sparkle offers Baritone a way out of his life of crime...but under one condition.

Just one. More. Crime...

This is a story related to my other fanfic, "Are You Kidding?! There's PORN of Us?!" It's meant as a silly little side-story before I decide on what to do for an actual sequel.

Applejack and Rarity decide to host a dramatic reading of bad fanfiction written by Apple Bloom. How long will they last before it becomes too much?

Guess what Rarity just learned today!

This is a clopfic. In fact, it's my very first one. It's full of clop. Why not give it a read?

Darkwing Duck arrives in the world of Equestria. Stuff happens. Bad guys. Fights. Awesomeness.

"Sandwiches.
Sandwiches are a food.
Sandwiches are a food. A delicious food. My favorite food. I must decorate my sandwich. I must decorate my food.
Peanut Butter is delicious.
Jelly is delicious.
Rose is not delicious.

...I will make myself a sandwich."

Every one hundred years, the forces of good mysteriously weaken, and Dracula gains enough strength to rise from his grave. And every one hundred years, the Belmont family stands and fights against him, eternally locked into a war between good and evil.

His castle, always waiting for its master, has now appeared in a faraway land, called "Equestria". In its sudden appearance, it has also stolen away the very goddesses that protect this land. With no goddesses to guide their subjects, good begins to falter in Equestria.

This land, governed by ponies that behave as humans, has lost its innocence. Time begins to move according to its own dementia. The earth has begun to rot. The mountains, skies, and rivers teem with unspeakable evils. The dead have begun to rise...

Dracula has come to Equestria, where there is no Belmont to stop him...

Special Thanks:

My brother, for the general idea of this story.
Jet Magnum and Razalon The Lizardman, for editing.
Kamineigh, for the title.
You, for your support!

Apple Bloom asks an honest question.

After watching many, many videos of Discord villain songs, and seeing that they're just the Oogie-Boogie song barely wordswapped, one particular fanficcer decided to mix things up a bit.

Twilight Sparkle wakes up, but from what, she doesn't know.

After a terrifying first encounter with a powerful new enemy with unclear motives, she is thrust into a horrible and unfamiliar world of machines and violence. She has no recollection of her friends, her magic has been broken, and she has no way out

At the same time, her friends are finding troubles all their own: Ponyville in the grip of chaos as a phantom kidnapper causes ponies to vanish, Rainbow Dash lost in an underground maze, Pinkie Pie in the clutches of a serial killer, Fluttershy and Rarity nowhere to be found...

How does all of this tie together? Will they all turn out all right? Does any of this even make sense?