Moved on.

The MLP community has been a great source of happiness and joy. These stories are my attempt to give something back to those who have so enriched my life.

No.

I put my friend in a coconut! He lives in my hat!

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

I really need to come up with a better bio.

She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

Hollywood Undead and ponies? Is that even possible?

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Writer, poor artist, and voracious reader.

It kills me to hear you say you “choose to love me.” I was hoping that would be a given, given our history.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

"For fun" is the best reason to do anything. "The best" is the best way to do everything.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Frequent reader, less-than-infrequent writer.

I admit to being a geek. Wanted an outlet to try writing, as it seems to clear my thoughts.

Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?

Sexy alicorn hero of Equestria

The sexiest man you've ever met.

Retired writer and graphic artist.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

A quiet, crazy Yank who is also a hopeless romantic and eternal optimist. ... Yeah, that just about covers it.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

There once was a mare from Nantucket...

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

I don't write, so much as I perform acts of high-wire fiction without a net. Come watch me fall! I believe in narrative coincidence, the transcendent power of hopeful creativity, and the Oxford Comma.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

okay now kiss!