Greetings. Welcome to my humble page. If you like, please stay awhile. Listen to the aria of the past.

Lord Fetlock Equinari, The Ponytrician of Flanhk-Marepork. Grammar Tyrant, Rogue Editor at Large, Pungeon Master, Dispenser of Unsolicited Wisdom.

Weird + Pencil + Technology + Nerd + Clutz = Me

If at first you don't succeed, use more Dynamite.

Who let the dogs out?

World renowned author of the Procrastination Manifestation

The man without a plan.

Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?

A pony from a machine.

I speak to myself, hate the other me, despise melodrama, and am a lovely little ball of pessimistic sunshine. Also, I can't get anything done, as other me seems to hate me as much as I hate him.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

okay now kiss!

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

'Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?'

Writer of pony adventures and other such nonsense

I'll slay you with cuteness!

I'm back from the dead.

Hey guys! I write sadfics and sadfic accessories! Oh, and I also do comedy things. Yeah. Feel free to check out my stuff! And I hope you enjoy whichever story of mine you happen to be on! ^^