If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.
I miss the days--to all my fans and supporters, you were great. I leave a ghost, honest but neglected promises, and just the tip of the worlds I wished to share...
80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...
Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?
Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.
Just here to make stories for all you fillies and colts to read. Also love to help others with their own writing, so feel free to approach with questions of your own.
Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.
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Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.
I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.
Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x
Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.
Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
"Fragile and easily startled. If you move too fast he gets scared and hides under the bed." -Aragon
I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?
I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.
I am a thousand tiny ponies operating a mobile human suit for giggles.
Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.
I write what makes me happy. Hope it makes you happy as well!
I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.
I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.
TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous
That Minnesotan guy who has quickly gone from being a common brony to being an avid reader and editor, primarily for CommissarAJ and the amazing Price of Loyalty writers.
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?