I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

24, Pegasister, Writer and Artist.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

I'm an independent Writer

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

loves tiaras.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.