I am an Eldritch Horror that likes gay horses.

I hope you're having a good day, but if not, I hope it gets better :)

Love is a verb, not a noun.

time is a crime

Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Forget not that I am a derp.

If you like feeling awful, you've come to the right place.

space is a waste

The man who likes ponies but also likes monsters... so what's wrong with him combining the two? ;P

I think far, far too hard about things. These things include magical ponies.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

The magic comedy hoers.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

No.

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I'm a science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Don't you have somewhere better to be?

I've never seen a place that's quite like this. Everything is turned around; this crazy world is upside down.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

8000 soldiers!

"Entropy has come and gone in this place..."