Haven't been on since about 2014. Nearly 10 years have passed, and I'm back here. What a time.

Just a guy that does whatever comes to mind. Giving the D, trolling, cockblocking, and laughing maniacally may apply.

Its me Smoky or coolmyassburnsthings as you may know me from tumblr

Not a changeling.

Signora di amore

I don't even English at all.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

There are two types of people in this world: Perverts, and people who won't admit that they're a pervert too. Unless you're an alien. If you are, then GTFO.

Stuck somewhere between writing funny and sad horsewords. Don't forget to add romance in there!

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

Ahoy~!

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

I am a cool christian capitalist, a practical poetry practitioner and happily hated by half of the hemisphere.

A simple plot, but I know one day, good things are coming our way.

Just a normal Texan brony here. I play guitar, bass, go to college classes for a degree in music, and read fanfiction with friends on skype/teamspeak.

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

I write horrible fanfics involving cute technicolor equines doing bad things.

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

Pony smut author known for his love of fillies, futa, and Nightmare Moon and his deep-seated hatred for all males.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

I'm a college student who is a primetime procrastinator. Not much of a good combination but I'll be damned if I'm not an awesome friend.

Mostly harmless.

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

I'm just a person that likes to write, slowly getting the handle on writing with a schedule.

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