I'm terribly uninteresting so I think I'll pass on the bio, thanks.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

And so I sit, alone with the dark and the quiet, treading the secret corridors of my mind & soul and always discovering the oddest things. . . .

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

A Day in the Life

I type stories using my hands

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".

I am just a pony, for a pony is all I can be.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

im a HUGE tf2 fan and i love ponies <3...although i suck at the game..

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!