Sometimes I wonder why I write. Then I look back at my stories and remember: I have a story to tell. And a LOT of mistakes to correct.

I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)

My horse is smarter than your honor student.

Reloading the Story Canon.

A Young Homosexual Alone in The Corner, Crying – Suttree, Cormac McCarthy.

This account is no longer in use. I'm leaving it up so people can read my stuff. If you need to contact me, send an email to dawnfade@gmail.com

Too much to write; too little time

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".

Boy oh boy do I have nothing to write here.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

A simple dude who'll write stories that no one ever tries. Also, Tia is best pony.

No longer relevant.

Just another zebracorn living in Ponyville. I wear a top hat! A small thing to know about me in terms of this site is this: I am a SUCKER for crossovers! Mainly those of the ones I'm familiar with.

O.F.P.

space is a waste

27, Female, Iowan, College Graduate. Favorite Pony: Celestia. Favorite Not Pony: Discord. Yeah, I like Equestria's Gods, so that's what most my fics are going to be about!

Chronic reader, author errant, general purpose nuisance, perpetrator of shameless popery, pernciously prodigious punster, and a bit of a fool.

A Canadian idiot.

My Element is Honesty. My Sin is Envy.

I Drink And Write One Story. Slowly. Now I Just Drink. I Have No Idea What I'm Even Doing Anymore

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

English Major, Fiction Writer, Purple Unicorn. Will Add More Later.

Jack of all trades, master of none. I've got too many ideas and not enough time, so expect few updates on a bunch of stories.

Half the time I don't even know how I do what I seem to do so well. I try not to think too hard on it, for fear of breaking myself in the process.

So I'm sorta, kinda, almost famous... I think.

Just a man. Nothing special. I like almost everything I can find about sci-fi and epic high fantasy. I like plenty of other things, but you don't really care about that I'm sure.

An author that is no longer writing. I loved and learned a lot from being here. Thank you for appreciating my words!

The man without a plan.

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

I read it for the Plot.