Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

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irresistible

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

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"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

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One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.