I like the dress horse.

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

This is fiction. But it is based...

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Evil beware, we have waffles.

We writers do not speak. We do not hear. We have no songs. We have no pictures. We only have scripture. From words we bring images. From words we bring emotion. From words we bring life.

Damn, I wish I could read.

I'm an electrician working in Fargo, ND. I love writing pony stories, and reading good fanfiction. My Patreon!

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

What is a pony? But a miserable pile of secrets.

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

Just some hidden brony with a s***load of ideas. Also available for assassinations (Not really, Deadpool does that.)

DeiStar