So I wrote a thing. I tried to stop myself, I really did.

I'M SORRY.

Clearly, the universe is rejoicing. What? Not because of the season four premiere! Because Mighty Fine just posted their first story, of course! Who cares about ponies when you can have gangly humans with over-sized heads and a fascinating variety of skin tones? And explosions! Don't tell me they had explosions in the premiere. That was my idea!

Wait...just lasers, apparently. Massive horn lasers. Oh well. There will be lasers next chapter. I porky pie promise.

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Obligatory blog post is obligatory.

I don't even know how this blog thing works, but by GOD if I'm just going to sit here and wait until I understand what I'm doing. Besides, I've got to make a blog post about my coming into existence, considering that it's one of the most significant events that's ever happened to anyone. So here I am, making a blog post. To many successful blog posts in the future!