An account is born...

Obligatory blog post is obligatory.

I don't even know how this blog thing works, but by GOD if I'm just going to sit here and wait until I understand what I'm doing. Besides, I've got to make a blog post about my coming into existence, considering that it's one of the most significant events that's ever happened to anyone. So here I am, making a blog post. To many successful blog posts in the future!