Cripes, I wrote something!

Clearly, the universe is rejoicing. What? Not because of the season four premiere! Because Mighty Fine just posted their first story, of course! Who cares about ponies when you can have gangly humans with over-sized heads and a fascinating variety of skin tones? And explosions! Don't tell me they had explosions in the premiere. That was my idea!

Wait...just lasers, apparently. Massive horn lasers. Oh well. There will be lasers next chapter. I porky pie promise.

Got any questions about the extremely odd piece of literature you've just read? Comment, brah! I will do my best to explain myself, but no guarantees. I don't know what I'm doing half the time.