First I stole it from Perceptive Key on the user page :3

Hopes and aspirations:
Reach five watchers {X}
Reach ten watchers {X}
Reach fifteen watchers {X}
Reach twenty-five watchers {X}
Reach forty watchers {X}
Reach fifty watchers {X}
Reach sixty-five watchers {_}
Reach seventy-five watchers {_}
Reach one hundred watchers {_}

Have a fiction that gets ten upvotes in one day {X}
Have a fiction that gets 10 upvotes and 0 downvotes {X}
Have a fiction that has 0 downvotes after a month of site-time {X}
Have a fiction with 10 upvotes {X}
Have a fiction with 25 upvotes {X}
Have a fiction with 50 upvotes {X}
Have a fiction with 100 upvotes {X}
Have a fiction with 250 upvotes {_}
Have a fiction with 500 upvotes {_}

Have 100 total story views {X}
Have 300 total story views {X}
Have 500 total story views {X}
Have 750 total story views {X}
Have 1000 total story views {X}
Have 1500 total story views {X}
Have 2000 total story views {X}
Have 2500 total story views {X}
Have 5000 total story views {X}
Have 10000 total story views {_}

Be interviewed {_}
Someone else creates an original score for my fiction(s) {_}
Someone else creates a popular original score for my fiction(s) {_}
My OC become poplular {_}
Story gets featured {X}
A story make it to EQDaily {_}