i write stories sometimes. your resident lightning dust apologist

A steaming cup of coffee that will never spill – the perfect gift for a dad!

-Comin' back on the rebound!- I'm the guy who specialises in Spike stories.

Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

Moved on.

05.05.2019 - Creating new story titled: Root of Discharmony. Spilight as usual with a touch of Fluttercord and a sprinkle of Cheesepie ;) 4/26 Chapters done :D

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

Alternate clop account so you bastards don't know who I am.

I write MLP stories that don't feel like MLP stories. I like to call them polished poop. Sit down and stay a while!

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

I'm an avid fan of My Little Pony and Avatar: the Last Airbender. Pizza is my favorite food. I love getting to share my works with others!

I've spent almost twenty years of my life writing fanfiction. Something is clearly wrong with me, especially if I'm writing about pastel cartoon ponies now.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Awkward.

Mostly harmless.

I usually stick to common themes in my stories. I like to have all the characters have a good reason for their goals. I shoot down any concept of fate. Also, there are always dragons.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

Retired, but I still check in.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Writer of clop, rule 63 and padded pony.

Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm good at writing.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

This is a bio. Fear me. Also, ponies. That is all.

Born in a town in a place on a planet, our young hero must fight the incredulous forces to unite his people in the cause of hapless reading! Join TheMortalSlab in fighting crime and stealing babies!

I write the occasional pony story. What else could possibly matter?

Author of "Filly Fooling," "Cuddling," and "Spread."

Valar morghulis.

An old writer polishing his ways, giving feedback, and helping fellow authors. Nothing more.