Who let the dogs out?

"Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"

Horrifically Fun

I type stories using my hands

"How efficiently inefficient of you." - Typoglyphic

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Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

All the world is indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers, and portrayers; each anothers audience outside the gilded cage.

Tender is the night for a broken heart, who will dry your eyes when it falls apart?

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Pink Fluffy Unicorns, Dancing On Rainbows!

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Another one bites the dust.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

The man without a plan.

Blow me.

A phantom of shadows and darkness that wander this site in search of Spike fanfics. May the darkness be with you.

haha rainbow machine go brrr

My name is Comettail, I am a 12 year old writer, but don't let that sway your thoughts about my stories. It is the mind that counts, not your appreance.