Requested a permaban because I'm done here.

Haben Sie Probleme mit Ihrem Schnitzel haben?

Don't do dark magic, kids, or this might happen to you. Fantasy fan, gamer, inveterate shipper, Flash Sentry apologist, fiction author - fan and otherwise.

Me and my horse porn never existed.

Here for awesome fics.

Be careful what you release into the world, because you never know who your audience is, damnit.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

*** Please consider supporting me on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TMFF *** I used to write Clopfics, but now I prefer to read them, out loud on my Youtube channel.

Damn lmao this site has plenty reason to leave

None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)

I'm Blunder Bro. I like clopfics. Sometimes I write clopfics. That's about it.

Singer, entrepreneur, dreamer, nerd, occasional author, and very proud of all of it.

Sub-Par author with a somewhat light-hearted and silly writing style.

I appreciate all critic. Don't be shy to review! I would also take into consideration ALL your suggestions.

We grow 'em big!

Just a weird smelly guy who writes stuff

A pool boy by trade. A rocker at heart. A writer by soul. And not afraid to show my face.

is just dancing through life.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

To be continued...

Too much to write; too little time

BAD TOUCH!

New Avatar courtesy of el-doc!

I write what I like to write and I just hope you like it too.

I'm a quasi-professional internet technologies specialist who dabbles in fanfiction. I write, draw, and sometimes edit. When I'm not creating, I'm sleeping. Mornings are my mortal enemy.

No longer relevant.

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

Trans rights lamayo

Problems for which friendship cannot be the solution do not belong in Equestria.

Forged from the eldest fires and cast upon the seething shore, broken and remade, alive and dead. We are killer and monster, savior and saint. Now I am become writer, creator of worlds.

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.

I wish!!

Just some random person in their late 20's who loves girls in bondage :3

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford