Just trying to be better.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Why do I do the things I do? BECAUSE I CAN. —No longer Writing Stories Here—

I am always online, even when I am not.

The one German who is lazy for real.

"... okay, I have another plan!"

Chronic nicotine addiction and drug use are my whole schtick.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

We don’t call it a comeback.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

Horse words are the best words.

You can read all of my stories, in their original greentext format, on my Pastebin here: http://pastebin.com/u/Frostybox

I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, please keep me here.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

Sorry for being a worthless failure...

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

The divine voice calls out, "Come forth and reveal your true self", and so the puppet walks into the light. Strings burn into ash, finally he saw the true form of him and divine, one and the same.

Me. Take it or leave it.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Sum fluffy thing managed to get a hold of a computer...that fluffy thing was me.

I have a dream... where fanfiction does not have to consist of Mary Sues and terrible Grammar.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"

I am never serious.

I'M GROSS

A wise woman once said, " Fuck this shit." And she lived happily ever after

It'll get better

Ah shit, here we go again.

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

I'm not the best writer, but I can write.

8000 soldiers!

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

Ponies.

I fear that nothing I see is real, so I write to make sense of it. I see things that can't exist yet I feel them breathing under my fingers. I will not forget this place nor the friends I've made. MFM