So a chapter that was originally only supposed to be around 2,000 words might go in excess of 4,000. I've been procrastinating, but otherwise the chapter would be finished.

3, 400 words in. I need to finish this damn thing today or else it might never get done. I suck.

But anyway...

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Hello all, this is an unimportant news broadcast coming to you unlive from central Iowa.

So, I will be on vacation tomorrow, which means no writing (not that I've been doing any). I'm going to try to write an update to The Mailbox tonight at least if anybody is following that, but otherwise, not much is to be expected for the next few days.

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I'm crying. Whose Line is back and it's fantabulous. I've resorted to becoming a little giddy gay man because I'm just so happy.

For those of you that didn't watch the premiere today what the hell else were you doing? Nothing important I'm sure.

Excuse me I'm going to go cry some more.

- Churchy

Mother told me that I should stay away from chapter fics because I never finish them. I never did learn my lesson.

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Why does this movie exist.

- Churchy

Everybody gets my love for free today *hugs*.

Normally I charge a small fee.

Would you guys read a love story if I wrote one? Or is that lame? Is love lame? I don't pretend to know this site anymore, I don't even know when to submit a story for read.

By the way, it isn't your average pony love story between two of your favorite damn characters, screw your OTP. Also there's no sex (oh gawd how is it even a STORY!?).

I mean... luv u.

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Yeah, so I got a few things going on. For starters, I think I'll rekindle the flame to an old project I call "And That's How Ponyville Was Founded", which is the story of how Granny Smith got to Canterlot and settled in Ponyville all those years ago. I'll begin the process in a few days as well as go over things with my trusted sidekick Future, who if you aren't following by now you should be because he's actually the one who writes my stories

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Is this thing on? No?

I'm receiving word that I don't have to turn this thing on.

Okay. So many of you (or none of you) may be wondering what the heck I'm doing back here. Well, the horrible, painful, unbelievable truth is...!

I haven't a clue and I did it on a whim and I thought it would be fun and WOOHOO I'M STILL ALIVE AND THAT'S SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF.

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