• Member Since 18th Jun, 2013
  • offline last seen Jun 2nd, 2014

Churchy


I throw parties and everyone is invited to them. But please, leave your shoes at the door.

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  • 538 weeks
    Stories

    Eh, so I'm really struggling in the "story idea/story writing" department, as in, I really don't feel like writing at all and it feels like a burden.

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    13 comments · 550 views
  • 540 weeks
    Meh.

    Hey guiz. So, I've been away for awhile for personal reasons (before anyone asks, no, it is not because I was depressed, or because I quit, or because I was getting super youtube famous. It was for reasons regarding school).

    Now, this site has changed even MORE and my page looks more and more UNBEARABLE to lay my EYES upon! Can anybody tell me what's going on?

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    11 comments · 530 views
  • 548 weeks
    Hello Lovelies!

    It's the holidays, and you know what that means!

    DECORATE YOUR PAGES DAMMIT. DECK THEM OUT WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY.

    FALALALALA LA LA LA HONK.

    I understand that some of you never once abandoned the holiday spirit since last year, and for that, I applaud you.

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    16 comments · 412 views
  • 549 weeks
    Original Story Concept

    So, I sorta kinda came up with an interesting concept while sulking in the shower, which just so happens to be my usual brainstorming facility. It is an alternate universe fiction wherein the mane six never exists.

    But hold on... don't they?

    Here is the little blurb thingy doohickey for the story...

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    13 comments · 445 views
  • 551 weeks
    Snow in Iowa City

    That's right, the first sign of snow is now just beginning to fall here in my lovely little town, thus marking the sign of a winter full of me staying indoors and getting absolutely nothing done.

    That's probably false. I promise I'll have new material out, especially since I've got nothing to look forward to in these next few months but finals in December.

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    11 comments · 361 views
Jun
20th
2013

Hi there! · 2:54pm Jun 20th, 2013

Is this thing on? No?

I'm receiving word that I don't have to turn this thing on.

Okay. So many of you (or none of you) may be wondering what the heck I'm doing back here. Well, the horrible, painful, unbelievable truth is...!

I haven't a clue and I did it on a whim and I thought it would be fun and WOOHOO I'M STILL ALIVE AND THAT'S SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF.

Anyway, what can you expect from me? Well, for starters, I'll be active in the groups I admin (the single one I admin), the groups I'm a part of, and I'll be active in socializing with this here community. I figured I'd get out and find some of my friends first. Some of you have found me, and that's just marvelous. Others haven't, and that just means we'll have to REBUILD.

Others of you may be thinking, "Hey. Churchy. When's the first story come out?". You buggers.

Well. Will I come up with a new story soon?

Maybe.

Will I come up with a new story in the foreseeable future?

Probably.

We'll cross that bridge and subsequently burn it down when we come to it.

But in the meantime, I invite you to stay awhile and visit me often. I'll be serving warm cocoa with the little marshmallows in it and we can play a game of Twister.

Also, if any of you want to know what I've been up to or what changes have occurred in the past, like, six months, then feel free to PM me.

Lastly, Catbug is the greatest thing ever and you should watch Bravest Warriors on Cartoon Hangover.

Regards,

- Churchy

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Comments ( 12 )

How should I get that cocoa? I'm willing to take it.

1156436 I'll send it to you with my mind imagination

Actually, I was thinking moon mail instead. Want to send some elephants too? I could use them to help defend my fortress from clowns.

1156474 Oh gawd anything to protect you from the clowns

It's so nice to have you back. No one else has invited me to play twister. :ajsmug:

1156710 YOU WILL EAT THEM AND YOU WILL LIKE IT. RESPECT MY HOSPITALITY.

1156893 I found out recently that Twister was once called "sex in a box" by critics. TMYK.

You're still a nasty, evil Church impersonator :twilightsmile:

Glad you're back. :pinkiehappy:

1156940 How do I reach deez kiiiiids...

1156962 Let's throw a party with balloons

1156969 Yeah and lets gather our spinning noise makers and plastic kazoos and storm the first library we see on our path of destruction.

1156980 That is a very peculiar way of going about things and I like it.

This is why we have nice things.

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