• Member Since 18th Jun, 2013
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Churchy


I throw parties and everyone is invited to them. But please, leave your shoes at the door.

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  • 532 weeks
    Stories

    Eh, so I'm really struggling in the "story idea/story writing" department, as in, I really don't feel like writing at all and it feels like a burden.

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  • 534 weeks
    Meh.

    Hey guiz. So, I've been away for awhile for personal reasons (before anyone asks, no, it is not because I was depressed, or because I quit, or because I was getting super youtube famous. It was for reasons regarding school).

    Now, this site has changed even MORE and my page looks more and more UNBEARABLE to lay my EYES upon! Can anybody tell me what's going on?

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    11 comments · 524 views
  • 542 weeks
    Hello Lovelies!

    It's the holidays, and you know what that means!

    DECORATE YOUR PAGES DAMMIT. DECK THEM OUT WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY.

    FALALALALA LA LA LA HONK.

    I understand that some of you never once abandoned the holiday spirit since last year, and for that, I applaud you.

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    16 comments · 408 views
  • 543 weeks
    Original Story Concept

    So, I sorta kinda came up with an interesting concept while sulking in the shower, which just so happens to be my usual brainstorming facility. It is an alternate universe fiction wherein the mane six never exists.

    But hold on... don't they?

    Here is the little blurb thingy doohickey for the story...

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    13 comments · 441 views
  • 545 weeks
    Snow in Iowa City

    That's right, the first sign of snow is now just beginning to fall here in my lovely little town, thus marking the sign of a winter full of me staying indoors and getting absolutely nothing done.

    That's probably false. I promise I'll have new material out, especially since I've got nothing to look forward to in these next few months but finals in December.

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Dec
3rd
2013

Hello Lovelies! · 4:44am Dec 3rd, 2013

It's the holidays, and you know what that means!

DECORATE YOUR PAGES DAMMIT. DECK THEM OUT WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY.

FALALALALA LA LA LA HONK.

I understand that some of you never once abandoned the holiday spirit since last year, and for that, I applaud you.

Naw, but seriously, like, make your page look festive. Don't you want to log in and see some holiday cheer forcibly sprung right into your visibly dispirited eye-holes? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

You can provide links to your pages when you are finished. The winner may win a glorious prize. That prize is my sympathy for you spending so much time on making your page look festive.

In other news, look at what Conker did!!

AAAAAAHHHHHH IT'S SO PREEETTTTYYYYY!!

This is Sand Box, my OC and, quite possibly, though I don't care to admit it, an extension of myself. He is GLORIOUS. Can't you SEE that? He is a character that is over a YEAR OLD and hasn't yet appeared in a SINGLE FIC of mine. He enjoys long walks on the beach, building sandcastles, and RANDOMLY using CAPS LOCK.

Also, don't mention that Conker created something that no one has seen yet. I totally didn't, like, tell him what Sand Box looked like or anything like that.

No, but seriously, holy crap that's cool.

- Churchy

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Comments ( 16 )

The important question: When is Sand Box going to have sex with Twilight Sparkle?

Uh...

Does an avatar and the snow in the title bar count?

1567394

I give it a week.

~Skeeter The Lurker

1567394 That is a perfectly valid question. The answer is soon. I can write you an excerpt now if you wish.

Here goes:

"Twilite- Sand Box says wit his hoof over mouth Twilite- I now it 1st chaptr, but I like u. No......................

Sand Box Ponded his thoughts. He crazy he think for thinking this way.

- I luv u- he say so emoshunal #2emoshunal.

Twilite say noting. She lay down on teh bed and she say- take me- very sexully. Then they do it and make teh babies.

- We make good babies- Twilight say cuz they make 2 alicorn prinsess who are beutifull and the end."

I hope you enjoyed as thoroughly as I did.

Also, how have you been, I have not heard word from you.

1567427 I will accept it. I do so love the avatar change. QUITE FESTIVE. MMYES.

1567445

WHOO HOO! WIN!

Also, 1567436 is a five star fic in my book.

MAKE IT SO. Hehe

~Skeeter The Lurker

1567436
That was amazing. Clop at its finest.

And I'm good! I've barely heard from you either. I've been more quiet than usual, I guess. As always, I have a ton of stuff going on. I'm talking with someone about doing some youtube videos on writing, for example.

1567451 Oh, I'm blushing, stahp it yoooooouuuu... :heart:

1567460 Too much stuff. Maybe you should be lazy for once, like me. Not a lot happens. It's a lot like doing all that work but then not doing it.

And alas youtube! Where intellectual conversations run rampant! What's the tube about?

my avatar has a bed that is red and white. THIS COUNTS :pinkiecrazy:

1567657 It should have milk and cookies on the table.

Speaking of milk and cookies, I really want milk and cookies. Am I Santa Claus?

Oh Churchy, you silly goose. :rainbowkiss:

1570964 I whip mah haer back n' forth I whip mah haer back n' forth

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She's just a filly, she's too young for your RPing shenanigans :fluttershbad:

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