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She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

No.

Ellie here! I'm a fillyfooling and coltcuddling junky who ships everything predictable, sweet & sexy. Feel free to enjoy all of my stories or message me! ❤

I write like once a year.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Are you not entertained?

'Supposedly' evil.

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

A pool boy by trade. A rocker at heart. A writer by soul. And not afraid to show my face.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

I write horse words. Sometimes they are funny.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Dying. Funny thing, that. It never happens how you expect it.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

I'm sorry that I am terribly late with my updates.

Why 'Inquisitor'? Because 'Forty two': the most important lesson I ever learned. Any answer is worthless until you have the right question. Author, editor, critic, but foremost, a philosopher.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Moved on.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Hi. :) I'm a sixteen year old who got curious when I started seeing ponies everywhere on the net. I was skeptical at first, but my little sister got me to watch an episode with her. voila!I'm a brony.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

"How efficiently inefficient of you." - Typoglyphic

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

The man without a plan.

Just a fella looking to finish what I started

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Nobody.

Hello there, I'm a slightly original writer trying his best to improve and meet unreasonable deadlines, that are already due.