I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Person who writes horse stories~

Sometimes I write words but mostly I just sit around like a big sack of meat and read.

I am No One

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

Here be something I write about myself, I can't.

Some aliases I go by are Eru Iluvatar, and Melkor. Sometimes Lavender Frappe.

ponies

I love straws. Straws are for times when you're too lazy to lift the cup up to your lips.