I love straws. Straws are for times when you're too lazy to lift the cup up to your lips.
Sometimes I write words but mostly I just sit around like a big sack of meat and read.
Explosions are the answer to all of life's problems, and remember if you fail the first time use a more concentrated mix the second.
Some aliases I go by are Eru Iluvatar, and Melkor. Sometimes Lavender Frappe.