So, I just checked my alerts, and...well...I see this.

I think I'll just go hide under my bed for a while...maybe forever.

100 likes for AGiE today! Thanks to everyone for supporting me in this. I promise that things will be getting darker before they get brighter, though. I hope you enjoy reading AGiE as much as I have writing it.

Thank you to everypony,
Guardsman Sparky

Alrighty everypony. I am hoping somepony out there can write up a review of AGiE, tell me what's been done well, what needs improvement, what they like, what they don't like, etc. I hope to gleam some insight into how to improve my writings.

Thank you!

Alright everypony, I am looking for some choice curses an imperial guardsman might use. For example, "emperor's brass balls" or "throne on terra," "testical shitting warp rifts" etc etc. Curses on par with those used by Littlepip in fallout: Equestria would be most appreciated.

rules.
1. No real F-bombs please. Use frak, feth, etc.
2. Must be as colorfully original as possible
3. nothing heretical, no invoking the warp gods, or else the inquisition may have to come to your house.

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Alright people, now that I have ten chapters out, I'd love to have some feedback. Please, rate me on a scale of one to five mustaches, let me know what needs improvement, what I'm doing right, suggestions, anything. As this is my first serious attempt at writing anything, I would really love to hear how I am doing at it. So let me know, good or bad, I will take what I can get.

Chapter nine is up. Alexander gets rewarded for his heroism, and somepony is on the recieving end of a good old fashioned imperial beatdown! Let me know if I do it justice!

Chapter 10 is under construction!

Well, I have started planning my chapters ahead of time instead of just writing them on the fly. NOw, I actually know where it is I am going with AGiE. Friendships will be made, honor will be questioned, and trust betrayed before I am done. I hope everypony is enjoying AGiE and will stick with it until the end.

Alright, part 2.5 of return of chaos is up. Portents of things to come? What can it mean? Stay tuned.

Also, I promise to let y'all know if there won't be an update any given week. Unlikely, but I'll let you know regardless.

If you see Sly Marbo, you're already dead. If you can't see Sly Marbo, you're already dead, you just don't know it yet.

So, I took the Bronyland personality test, and I am most like Pinkie Pie. Here are my results.

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Well chapter five of AGiE is now posted. Took forever to write the Alexander-Fluttershy exchange. Anyways, ominous clouds are on the horizon for our hero. I'll give you three guesses what happens next, and the first 2 don't count.