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Guardsman_Sparky


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  • 373 weeks
    I'm being watched...

    So, I just checked my alerts, and...well...I see this.

    Mr Popo is watching you

    I think I'll just go hide under my bed for a while...maybe forever.

    4 comments · 539 views
  • 561 weeks
    100 Likes for A Guardman in Equestria!

    100 likes for AGiE today! Thanks to everyone for supporting me in this. I promise that things will be getting darker before they get brighter, though. I hope you enjoy reading AGiE as much as I have writing it.

    Thank you to everypony,
    Guardsman Sparky

    1 comments · 519 views
  • 569 weeks
    Review Request

    Alrighty everypony. I am hoping somepony out there can write up a review of AGiE, tell me what's been done well, what needs improvement, what they like, what they don't like, etc. I hope to gleam some insight into how to improve my writings.

    Thank you!

    1 comments · 389 views
  • 571 weeks
    Cursing Contest

    Alright everypony, I am looking for some choice curses an imperial guardsman might use. For example, "emperor's brass balls" or "throne on terra," "testical shitting warp rifts" etc etc. Curses on par with those used by Littlepip in fallout: Equestria would be most appreciated.

    rules.
    1. No real F-bombs please. Use frak, feth, etc.
    2. Must be as colorfully original as possible

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    4 comments · 456 views
  • 572 weeks
    Feedback request

    Alright people, now that I have ten chapters out, I'd love to have some feedback. Please, rate me on a scale of one to five mustaches, let me know what needs improvement, what I'm doing right, suggestions, anything. As this is my first serious attempt at writing anything, I would really love to hear how I am doing at it. So let me know, good or bad, I will take what I can get.

    0 comments · 321 views
May
23rd
2013

Brony personality test · 4:00am May 23rd, 2013

So, I took the Bronyland personality test, and I am most like Pinkie Pie. Here are my results.

WOO! You have boundless energy and will take every single possible moment to exert it! Not only that, but you looooove to party, so wherever you can be that you can party and get down at, you will want to be! Your love of parties and laughter makes you a very fun pony to be around, because all of your friends generally have a good time when they're with you — as long as your overabundance of energy doesn't irritate them.

You don't just go against the grain, but you pretend the grain isn't even there, saying neigh to the norm and doing whatever it is you want to do, regardless of how silly it may be. Your carefree attitude is admirable in that sense, but you can easily get discouraged when people don't quite 'get' your sense of randomness and laughter. If you can't put a smile on a friend's face or if you disappoint them, you'll feel bad about it.

Despite your rather quirky nature, you often times do know exactly what you're doing, even if it may seem you're going about it in an odd way. You have a certain sense of things and it would be wise for your friends to believe you. You may be naive and carefree, but you're willing to try almost anything out, even if you're completely clueless on it. You're also a very creative pony, dabbling in songs, performances, and other creative ventures, while also coming up with creative solutions to whatever problems may be out there.

This fits me to a T

Bronyland Personality Test

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Comments ( 1 )

nice:pinkiehappy:
but could you post a link to this "personality test"

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