You know, when I first lost my job and apartment in Whinneyapolis, It felt like the worst day ever. All hope had seemed lost, until I saw a flier at the coffee shop.

Wanted: Ponies who don’t mind getting their hooves into some mad science and don’t ask a lot of questions. Report to the Royal Castle Science Labs! Good pay! Dental Coverage. Food and Board available.

It was a dream come true! Get hooves dirty? Don't ask a lot of questions? No problem. This job couldn't be so bad after all!

I was wrong...

...So...very...wrong...

(Author's note: The story takes place at the end of Season two, and may progress into the later seasons. Also the Gore take is for later intended chapters. Rated Teen for cursing, gore, and adult humor.)

Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate is returning home from another fantastic adventure in pirating. As he approaches his home and wife on Mêlée Island, the boat is sucked into a maelstrom. Shipwrecked on an uncharted island, Threepwood and his first mate, Reginald Van Winslow, must find a way back to Mêlée Island. But Guybrush should tread lightly, for an old friend knows where he is...and he is not intent on leaving Guybrush living.

(Pre-Season 4)

For years, a group of pegasi with bat wings have been terrorizing the land of Equestria. Pilaging, rape, murder... There's nothing they won't stoop to. Many crave that the bat winged pegasi be given no mercy and swift death.

But what if...what if there was one bat wing pegasi who was kind-hearted. A gentlestallion of sorts. Does he deserve no mercy?

Does he deserve death?