Not much to say about myself at the moment, other than my mind really does always go blank when asked to describe myself, alas.

Too much to write; too little time

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

An old writer polishing his ways, giving feedback, and helping fellow authors. Nothing more.

You do you the best you can do.

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Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

So long and thanks for all the fics!

Just fellow looking to carve out a little bit of a spot for myself in the communit, now if only I was good at writing.

Did you know brains are gluten-free?

World domination, one world at a time.

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019

Pretend this is an amazing short bio message.

Mediocre FanFic writer and Pro shoutcaster! "You wouldn't shoot a guy with glasses!

If I had a cent for every headdesk... I'd still be poor.

In a world where you can be anything, be a friend.

Why hello there...

We are the fuel for the Meme Machine, harvest the moist juice and begin the ritual of Ebola. The dead will never know this joy.

A writer who writes things.

I am no longer a brony, but I'll continue writing for this website, not for the topic, but because I like to write. My name is Clifford Anthony-Michael Eliseuson.

Fuck this fandom.

Do I have to write anything here now? >w<