If it takes 5 men 6 hours to build a wall how many hours does it take 10 men to build it?
-None, the wall was already built!

What did the ground say to the tree?
-You're cracking me up.

Guess what?
-Chicken butt

There is a rare creature amongst the grass. What shall you do?
A) Keep staring, it'll stay put.
B) Run. FAR AWAY.
C) KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
D) Make it your pet. (Not responsible for POOP)
E) All of the above

A bomb has been spotted in a school. What do you do?

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If you haven't seen this already here is the video for it. I'm sorry if the video is taken down.

HIDE YO WIFE HIDE YO KIDS HIDE EVERYONE! IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED IN AFRICA THAT A MAN THAT SCIENTISTS WATCHED DIE CAME BACK TO LIFE SEVERAL HOURS LATER. THIS IS CAUSED BY THE EBOLA VIRUS. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE DIE WITH EBOLA CUT THEIR HEAD OFF OR SHOOT THEIR BRAIN. THIS IS REAL AND YOU MUST TAKE ACTION. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE INFORMATION CHECK YOUR LOCAL NEWS! SPREAD THE WORD!!!!

So guys I have decided to keep adding chapters to Gaming Online little by little and even edit some chapters if needed. With a POSSIBILITY of another story starring Luna ~Best Princess~ and others. The game would still be Call of Duty but it'll be the Call of Duty's from MW2 - Advanced Warfare. Sorry I've never played CoD4 or WAW. This story I MIGHT be making will be part of the Mature theme considering all of the swearing in the story. Named "RAGEQUIT" I feel like it will be a pretty

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C'mon guys! Admit it! PS3/PS4 is better than stupid Xbone and Xbox 360! Wanna know something Xbox players? This is why Xbox sucks. Also a comparison for you faggots :)

But wait...

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN

I will be sending posts of "Darude-Sandstorm" on many pages throughout the site. This is only for fun and yes I do know the meme is EXTREMELY old. Darude-Sandstorm.

These new stories I'm doing are not working for me and I keep getting urges to go back to my past stories and ACTUALLY finish them. I'm not really sure if I should do it... I'm thinking about one of my stories called Prehistoric Storms and I'm starting to think that I should go back to it. But I got no ideas. There is one story that I want to do... It's kinda like Stranded but it's 2 stories in one. I got the idea from watching the show "My Haunted House" on LMN. Basically it tells how these

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I haz a feeling that you shall like not only the song but the person that plays this song! ENJOY THE SONG EVERYONE! AND THE COLORFUL LIGHTS!

LOL JK this blog has NOTHING related to important stuff. Ahh I miss this place. It was calling me from my bedroom... You might be wondering WTF was more important than ponies. Ahem... It's called life. You already know that. It is also called doing projects. You also know that. It also means working on my skills in CoD. You don't know that. BUT NOW YOU DO! Yeah, yeah, yeah so I've gotten really lazy with the stories. I rather call them narratives like my teacher. I actually have gotten 2

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Okay um... there is a snowstorm going on in my county and news is saying that it might make history. Also might probably mean I'll complete that story I put off to collect dust. Buuuut there is a problem. I've nearly lost my ego for story making and I'm still working on another story set to publish AFTER I finish my story. Eh heh... I've been also thinking about some stories and noticed they have taken a huge hit from the dislike bar. Like seriously? That's ridiculous. Anyways I should start

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