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A French, cheese-eating alphaphala male in charge of writing stories. Don't troll because of allergies to BULLSHIT.

I'm wanted in 14 different countries for Political assassination, man slaughter, assault, and jaywalking. So I decided to write stories.

The good Doctor M will see you now.....

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

The death of a hero is always tragic. They never get to know if their sacrifice, if their life, was worth it. Must be a damn shame to die and not know if what you did made a difference...

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

I'm drunk.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Brony, LoL player, Dota player, WC3 map modder, TF2 player--just a few things I have been/am in my life.

Prepare thyself for the revival. The dark words written down shall tell a story of hope and fear. Welcome to the new age where monsters wear masks and heroes are covered in scars.

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.