I am not a person, but I play one on TV.
"If you write one story, it may be bad; if you write a hundred, you have the odds in your favor." - Edgar Rice Burroughs
I'd make a Bio but I am too busy to write it because I spend my time giving back to the community via the drugs I sell them
I love apples and spices, also beef jerky, gotta love beef jerky dude.
Editor, gamer, and smartass. Mostly that last one.
Sorry to say that I'm going to be doing nothing more than reading when and if I'm ever on here. See the blog on my user page for slightly more info. Arrivederci..
Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect
Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.
Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.
Stories about ponies are stories about people.
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