So I just realised that I somehow got fimfiction gold member status. I believe that that was fimfiction's April fools day joke, but I don't know how I qualified to be part of it.

I have just returned from Las Pegasus Unicon, and it was fucking amazing, the merchandise is awesome the music is great, the people are nice and the events are plentiful. We did a Harlem shake, watched some panels learned how to draw, but oh my, the concert. The concert was absofuckinglutly amazing. Words cannot begin to express how awesome it was. So next year, come along bring some friends and have a great time. I cannot wait to come Back again.

A long time ago (02/03/2000 2:14 A.M.) in a galaxy far, far away (Gulf Port Mississippi), Something very tragic happened. A young boy was born, and named after Joey Tribbiani from Friends. That boy; was me. Little did my parents know, that I would grow up and have the same traits (- 12 suaveness) as the character. Since then, I took some time to be bad at video games, sports and blog writing (hey). A lot happened today. Today was Boy Scout Sunday, so I went to church, and after that, we

Read More

Cinnamon Roll to whoever can tell me what this is a reference to.
Hint: For Nicer ambulances, Faster response times and better looking drivers call the new emergency number: 0118 999 88199 9119 725 3 that's: 0118 999 88199 9119 725 3

The Issue

Dorothy Terwilliger lies immobilized in a hospital bed, unable to move. She has end-stage cancer, and wishes to end her struggle against death. However, laws prevent her doctors from obeying her wishes.

The Debate

Dorothy and her family are campaigning for a "Dying with Dignity" bill, to change this situation. She implores the government to legalize euthanasia.

Read More

This is one of the most funny things I have ever seen on youtube*

*That is not a review by William Ray Johnson, a smosh video or that sort of thing.

A history teacher reaches the chapter about communism, and after going over the lesson with his students, he says" for the rest of the month, let's be more communistic about our grades. Giving each person the same grade based on the average score" so after the first quiz, he passes out the grades, the people who would've gotten C's still got C's, the people who would've gotten F's also got C's so they were pretty stoked, however, all of the people who would've gotten A's got C's, so they were

Read More

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?", he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."

Read More

I've noticed something. There are no movies books or games that get popular where the possible happens. In movies with heroes, the bad guy loses, and that fact is set in stone. In romantic stories, the girl loves the guy back. In games you always play on the side that wins. There's always that miracle, the second character realizes her hidden feelings for the first character, soap pulls the knife out of his chest, the hail Mary pass is a success , the evil turn good and everyone lives happily

Read More